Yes, you heard me when I said SKORT. The 90s weren’t messing around with the horrors of inner thigh chafing. This is an Actual Relic Of The Late 90s which has been in my closet all this time as a talisman of a past world in which plus size clothes were scarce and Bikini Kill and the Red Aunts were performing the absolute rage in our feminist hearts. The fabric is faded, soft and lightweight, stonewashed and worn down by grunge, capitalism, existential crises, the economy, and the boomers—just like Gen X. It has front pockets in case you want to carry actual cash, and belt loops if you need to chain yourself to fellow activists in a Mind Your Own Uterus demonstration at the state capitol. All you need to make this work fashion-wise is a pair of chucks, a Riot Grrl tee under a flannel, an unreadable copy of a vintage zine, a crossbody purse, and a working knowledge of systemic oppression and the intersectionality of human rights. I am trusting you to help us finally smash the patriarchy. We’ve been waiting for you all along. Approximate Flat Measurements: Length: 18 inches Width at waist: 19.5 inches Inseam of shorts underneath skirt: 5 inches