Worried about looking too serious? Fear not! These red wonders will announce your presence in any room with its funky personality! You’ll be the talk of the town, the life of the party, and the trendsetter everyone didn’t know they needed. “If these are so wonderful, why are you selling them?” You see, my dear reader, I was cursed with feet bigger than a size 7. [cue the audience’s “awww!”] But I couldn’t just let these shoes be throw away! They’re far too fun for the garbage! Do you know how many parties there are in the garbage? None! So I’m seeking for someone to live my dream, to love these vintage shoes and give them a second chance at life! Perfect for Valentine’s Day, not Valentine’s Day, and sending subliminal messages from across the room by pointing your toe with hearts on them to someone secretly.