meet neatoTorpedo!
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hi!
it's me, just jess.
i'm a poshmark ambassador, ship same-or-next day, & aim to earn your 5-star rating. you're always invited to make an offer.
i love playful, artsy-fartsy, colorful, & different (as in just a tad Extra) pieces that ultimately fit with a feminine aesthetic.
& glitter, sequins, & all things sparkly. Duh.
additionally, i'm a fan of insects, inanimate objects with smiley faces, & ampersands.
kindness is always in style.
NO trades; NO off-site sales. Thank you! :)
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66 Comments

girlloves2shop
Welcome to posh!!!🎉🎉🎉
Mar 14Reply

neatotorpedo
@girlloves2shop Thank you! :)
Mar 20Reply

themyt1
Hi Hun, Thank you for your purchase. I'm just wrapping it up and shipping it off for you today. I hope you enjoy this unique purse as much i have, and all the complements that you'll get on it as well. Have a wonderful day, and I hope to do business with you again.
P.S. Hope you like the gift I'm sending with it as well. TaTa
Mar 30Reply

neatotorpedo
@thechicfreak thank you! :)
Apr 06Reply

lynemma
Ampersands are the best! Although all the ampersand fashion brands give me a headache, is this a $250 dress or something whipped up to compete? Happy Friday and I adore your quirky closet and descriptions. My best ever was for my sold Sperry Caspian shoes. Please take a gander!
Apr 23Reply

sheldoncat
Love your closet !!! I have the Octopus scarf and ring you liked ... make me an offer before I cant part with Mr. Octopus...I have really enjoyed wearing him , he's adorable . Good Luck on Posh xoxoxoxox
Jun 13Reply

katzkoz
Hi. & WELCOME to Posh! Its a very supportive & social community & if U have any questions there's always a Posher to answer them. Or visit my closet & Id be happy to help U!
*SHARING* is KEY
When U Share an item to Ur FOLLOWERS they see it in their FEED
The more they Share it to THEIR Followers the more exposure it gets
So...the more Followers U have the more POTENTIAL SALES U'll have!
More questions? Just ask me
Jun 20Reply

qualityforyou
Love your closet! Wish I were smaller but I'll continue to look 🌺🎈😀
Aug 06Reply

rodsethfour
@neatotorpedo I am so hadn't you love the bouts! They were a bit hard to part with! My sister was so sad to find out I sold them.
Thank you thank you for the great review!!!
Aug 20Reply

rodsethfour
Sorry meant to say so glad! Anytime!!! 😘
Aug 20Reply

neatotorpedo
@rodsethfour :D you're very welcome! The boots are going to get lots of love here - even when it is not rainy!☔🌞☔
Aug 20Reply

kkskittles
Hello! I have a pair of rainboots you might like:))
Mar 06Reply

neatotorpedo
@kkskittles did someone say rainboots?! :) sorry for the delay; i didn't see your note. If you put @neatotorpedo , it'll let me know i was tagged. I'll check out your closet & share since my rainboot collection is out of hand for someone who lives neither in the pacific northwest nor london! :) thank you for dropping by!
Apr 01Reply

oliaposka
Hi dear! Will be happy to see you in my closet! Hop you will like it 😊 Just make an offer with price you like! Have a great day ❤️❤️❤️
May 08Reply

yosto
i get you totally on the lowercase letters, :-), and &. totally. thanks for all the shares!
May 17Reply

neatotorpedo
@yosto you're very welcome! I enjoyed shopping your closet & want others to have a great experience & for you to have even more happy shoppers! :D
May 17Reply

yosto
@neatotorpedo thanks lady! you need some more listings - 😊
May 17Reply

neatotorpedo
@yosto i do!! I have *tons* of goodies to list, but my cell did weird things with my albums right around the time i last listed & i need to back everything up before i can upload w/the pm app.
May 17Reply

yosto
@neatotorpedo I hear you there. my phone saves 12 copies of the photos when I post....it's über annoying.
May 17Reply

shirleygerman
Hi I’m Shirley stopping by to say thank you for the like and invite you to check out my closet bundle to save and offers are always welcome☺️Happy Poshing 🌟🛍
Jan 20Reply

ellenjannino
Hi Jess🙋🏼♀️ Thanks so much for ‘liking’ my birdie pin!!! I too love offers and love negotiating and am not offended by low offers. Soooooo all that to say ... feel free to make one❤️ Happy Poshing❤️
Feb 17Reply

neatotorpedo
@ellenjannino thank you for dropping by! i enjoyed sharing & checking out your closet! (& i'll keep your invitation in mind re: birdie!) 🐦 have a great day! 🌞
Feb 17Reply

ellenjannino
@neatotorpedo You too😀
Feb 17Reply

ellenjannino
I’m so sorry ... I meant to SHARE your J. Crew shoes😬
Feb 17Reply

neatotorpedo
@ellenjannino haha! That's fine - happens to me ALL the time! :D
Feb 17Reply

jamcat73
Thanks for all the shares!!! 😃
Feb 20Reply

neatotorpedo
@jamcat73 you're welcome! I love sharing great items! 🌞
Mar 11Reply

nicoletuckeratx
@neatotorpedo hey jess bad timing I was literally at hospital
Having surgery yesterday. Can you resubmit your offer so I can accept? Or I’ll try to send to you...
May 16Reply

neatotorpedo
@nicoletuckeratx Hi! I hope everything is going well for your recovery! Thank you for dropping by - I happily resubmitted my offer! 🌞 Have a beautiful day! 🌹🌸 (these fit the sentiment & coordinate with the fabulous print on the item) Thanks again!
May 16Reply

sleon382
Hello my friend walk on the Poshmark my name is Sheldon and it's a pleasure to meet you. I want you to know that this is a great Community with wonderful people. If you have any issues or problems about Poshmark and knowing how to navigate assign different things I will be happy to help. If you get a chance please check out my closet. There are lots of great deals, everything is negotiable. If you make any fair offer I will accept guaranteed.
Sep 22Reply

wolfgurl54
I just received the bird duvet cover. I am on my way home from Canada now so I will accept this by Monday so Poshmark can release your funds.
Jan 04Reply

neatotorpedo
@wolfgurl54 thank you for letting me know! have safe travels & i hope you LOVE it 🐦🐦🌸
Jan 04Reply

tajmyhaul
Thanks for declining the offer on the skirt, not many people actually do that but as a seller it’s nice to know:) I appreciate you sharing it instead! If you like the skirt but the price is not right feel free to send an offer, otherwise send good skirt vibes that it sells! Have a fabulous day, hope you’re somewhere warmer than Colorado is right now!
Feb 08Reply

neatotorpedo
@dogsmakemehappy hi! i "favorite-d" it because it is pretty & to remind me to look for something similar. regardless of price, i couldn't possibly fit into it! i'm happy to share it so someone can enjoy that beautiful piece in their wardrobe. have a great day & happy poshmarking! 🌞
Feb 08Reply

neatotorpedo
@dogsmakemehappy find a good home, starry sky swirl skirt!! (fingers crossed) & stay cozy up in CO - always welcome the cold weather to south Texas. 😁
Feb 08Reply

tajmyhaul
@neatotorpedo Love the good vibes, thank you, 😊 I’ll do my best to send some of the cooler temps your way!
Feb 08Reply

angie_2170
Thank you 😊
Mar 20Reply

angie_2170
Thank you! ☺️
Mar 20Reply

newshoes45
Hello!, I couldn’t help but notice that you liked my winking star bucks mug! I have sent you an offer but if it is not an offer you like I am willing to negotiate!
Apr 13Reply

ltbbalance
Thanks for your selfless " free face masks"...love that...THANK YOU. What an amazing closet...so much variety and style...something for everyone...💫💞🎀🌻 I have shared Posh love by sharing items from your closet to my followers and to any active Posh party that applies...I hope you will do me the honor of visiting my closet and if you are so inclined, sharing mine too🥰🌷.. Happy Poshing!!💕⚘🎁💥
Apr 29Reply

neatotorpedo
@ltbbalance aw, thanks! somehow i missed this comment (i think bc it didn't "@" me). i appreciate your thoughtful shares & dropping by. making masks is fun & i hope it helps others & they feel cared for, even if i'm just a stranger sending them an item they purchased. i ended my promo bc it was slowing my shipping to make masks upon purchase (tried to pick colors the recipient might like)! have a beautiful day! 🌞
Aug 09Reply

kloth_n_leather
What an amazing closet!!!
Nov 26Reply

neatotorpedo
@labeled4less thank you! i enjoyed sharing your closet, too! happy poshing! 🌞
Nov 27Reply

ahappybunny
Hello, welcome to Poshmark 💖 Happy Poshing and Stay Safe! 🥰
Feb 28Reply

thisgirlmarlo
Congrats to you on hosting tomorrow’s trending brand party!
Mar 01Reply

donavinandrews
🥳congrats on hosting !!! I'd appreciate your consideration for a host pick🥰🥰 thanks and many posh sales to you!🥳
@donavinandrews
Mar 02Reply

missharleyangel
🌸💖🎀Yay! Party time!🎀💖🌸
Mar 02Reply

crp60
🎉Congrats on hosting the upcoming Trending Posh Party. Would love for you to visit my closest to possibly consider an item for a Host Pick. Thanks for considering. Good luck tomorrow. Looking forward to the event.♥️
Mar 02Reply

wishuponastyle
CONGRATULATIONS on your party‼️🥳💞🎉🎈🌸🤩💖 💫💐🎊❣️🤗
I would greatly appreciate if you would consider featuring my closet @ms_ari for a 💖Host Pick!💖 Sending you lots of love 💓and wishing you a Successful and Spectacular party full of Sales!! 🎉💗🛍💐💚🌼💜🥰🌸✨❣️🛍🌈🌹💙💥🤗🧡
Mar 02Reply

ditooshop
@neatotorpedo Congratulations on cohosting today's Trending party. I hope you can take a moment to check out my posh-compliant closet for a potential host pick. Thanks!
Mar 02Reply

ellynv
Hi Jess! Love your closet name and your eyebrows are so good! I also love slightly different anything - no one wants the same old same old, right?!
Mar 02Reply

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Mar 02Reply

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Mar 02Reply

nicole_parr
Congratulations on hosting!!!!! I’d be so grateful if you considered one of my listings for a host pick 💖🦋🥳🙏
Mar 02Reply

myhacker456
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Mar 02Reply

needfulthyngs
🎉Congratulations on hosting the Trending brands Posh Party!🎉If you have room for any more Host Picks, I would be grateful if you could check out my closet. I have items in the following brands - Herschel, Champion, Levi’s, Lucky Brand, Anthropologie, H&M, and Maurices. Thank you, wish you good luck, and see you at the party! 👍 🎉🎈💃🥳
Mar 02Reply

dianahadit_
Congrats on hosting!!🥳 I was hoping you could pick one of my items for the party. I’m new to Poshmark and would appreciate the support💕
Mar 02Reply

acelestialsoul
🥳🎈🥂🍾Wow! Congrats on hosting the party! Count me in. Please pop over and 👀check out my closet when you get a sec. I’ve got awesome, just-listed pieces that you might love for🏆 host picks. TYSM 🎊 🎉 🎂 💋
Mar 02Reply

goodis
Please take a peak at my closet.
I have awesome HOST PICS!!
love to be picked for this party!!
Thank you!! 🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈
Mar 02Reply

dhruvi__
Congratulations on co-hosting the party, Jess! 🥳🎉 I hope you'll check out my closet for some host picks. I donate the profits from all my sales so I'd really appreciate the support! 🙏🏽❤️
PS - I see you're from SATX. I used to live there!!
Mar 02Reply

fashionmix_1
🌟Hello and Congrats on co-hosting Trending Posh Party! 🌟If you’re still looking for HPs please consider my closet!
Thanks so much and had fun today! 🌟
Mar 02Reply

adornedlovely
Hi😊, Congratulations on Hosting the Trending Posh Party!!! I would love it if you would consider selecting an item from my closet as a host pick for your party. Wishing you a successful party. Thank you & Happy New Year!
Mar 02Reply

shopfablooks
Congrats on hosting today! My closet includes Lululemon, Tory Burch, Zara, J. Crew, Ted Baker, Kate Spade, Athleta among other designers. Please check out my closet and consider one of my items as your host pick, thanks and have a great party !
Mar 02Reply

thedecluttergrl
Thanks for hosting the trending party! 💚💛🧡
Mar 02Reply

watsonlilmommy
@neatotorpedo hello how are you doing check out my closet see something you interested in send me a offer all offers accepted
Sep 18Reply

cutehosiery
@neatotorpedo Hey,there. I think you did a good job. Your closet is so exciting. Hope your business is doing better and better. Share your listings. Good luck.
Oct 28Reply
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